Today was not a good day.

I wish you were here so I could talk to you in person. And also, Mr. Rubix Cube has returned. And he's coming to see my play. In which I wear the most ridiculous costume in the world. No, not even joking, it is the most idiotic thing in the history of the earth. Oh well, at least it will get a lot of laughs. I hope you are reading this with the same apathetic tone that I am thinking it with right now. Miss you.

Why do you do what you do to me? Why won't you answer me, answer me?

Seriously, that song has been stuck in my head since you visited. Yeah. And ALSO I am sad that your school is lame and keeps you from telling me every single detail about your life because I miss youuuuuuuuuu! I have been feeling rather lonely lately and I wish you were here to make me not feel like a total loser. But, in other news, here is what has been going on in my life since I last informed you of it:

• THE SEMESTER IS OVER. We are half way done with sophomore year. How the hell did that happen?
• My play opens next week. Dear sweet baby jesus, it is so freaking hilarious. If you have time, you should look up clips of the Reduced Shakespeare Company on Youtube. I know I kind of already beat you over the head with it, but it really is more funny when you see it acted out.
• Mr. Rubix Cube is no more. No, he didn't die, but he is no longer Mr. Rubix Cube, if you get what I'm saying. He's just the guy who sits next to me in science.
• Ummm... I had this brownie in Spanish today that was AH-MAZE-ING. It wasn't all the way cooked so it tasted like brownie mix but it was solid and it was glorious.
• Oh right! So this week was finals week, right? And I had this HUGE final in History and Ms. McMather was not being clear about whether or not I had to take it (in her class, if you have over 100% you don't have to take the final). I knew I didn't have over 100% but sometimes if you have really close, she'll let you off anyways. She didn't know what grade I had but I was pretty sure I had a 98 or a 99. So, on the day of the final, I hadn't studied AT ALL. As in, not even looked at the textbook. And I had resigned myself to the fact that I was going to fail. I sit down, all ready to take the test, and I hear her telling the people with over 100% that they're going to go to the library. And I am sitting there thinking "Please say my name, please say my name, please, please, please." And then she asks, "Anyone else close to 100%?" I raised my hand AND I GOT OUT OF THE TEST.  It was the most beautiful feeling in the world. And then of course, she figured it out, but I still only had to take 2/3 of the test, which was cool. Except that I'm pretty sure I failed both of them. OH WELL.

So yeah, that's my life right now. How are you? How were your finals? I hope you survived...

Things to remember

So, remember how I have that friend that is EXACTLY like you? And remember how we had all that snow recently? I thought I should share this picture with you. Can you guess what it is?

If the answer is yes, then you are probably freaking out right now.

AAAAAHHHHHH THAT IS SO AWESOME!!!!!

THAT IS SO GREAT!!!!!!! Those colleges seem really cool. Yeah, when I took the PSAT's I told them not to email me and now I am sad :( BUT THAT IS AWESOME FOR YOU. I take it you are actually considering some of them? (This assumption was made possible by the multiple exclamation points next to some of the college names.) About Lewis and Clarke: my dad is in love with that school. And they seem to have a really good program that I can't explain over blog. I was considering them too actually (do you hear that faint whisper I hear? Is it calling out "Rooooommmmiiiiieeeesssss" to you too?) Is Barnard cool? Because it sounds cool, based off it's name. Also: THOSE ARE THE COOLEST RECRUIT EMAILS EVER. Just a little jealous right now. Oh, and I just looked up University of Chicago. Turns out, IT'S HOGWARTS. WITH COLLEGE PEOPLE. No, seriously, those words are a link to the campus slideshow. GO WATCH IT.
As for my life, this blog's views are slowly creeping up on my main blog's views and I have realized that Mr. Rubix Cube has no interest in me whatsoever. But for some unknown, torturous reason, I am still crazy about him. Now I have to go do homework on a Saturday. Oh joy, oh rapture. At least I get to drive a little bit. Miss you!

I am not crying

Why you ask? BECAUSE TODAY IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!!! Let's go back to the beginning: (flash back blur like in HIMYM)

Last night, I saw something on FB about a history test being today. I was absolutely positively certain it was on Wednesday, so I thought Pssshh, I don't need to study until tomorrow. As it turned out, the test was today, AND I had forgotten to do the homework. But I had one hope. This morning I woke up to see snow, glorious snow, coating the ground. No, school was not canceled, as I discovered shortly after, but it was still snowing. A LOT. So I had great hopes that school would be canceled and that I wouldn't have to take the test or turn in the homework. As the school day continued, I began to get worried. No announcements were being made about ending school early, even though the snow, that glorious snow, kept coming down. So, at lunch, I began to frantically do the homework.  I decided that trying to study for the test would be futile. As I am furiously writing, my friend walks in and says: "Eloise, stop your studying. Someone called the superintendent. School's out at 12:30."12:30 happens to be when fourth period ends, which happens to be the period before my history class. I was so very overjoyed. So very, very overjoyed. And, when they made the official announcement, they also announced that THERE IS NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!! Of course, as soon as they were finished speaking, the snow stopped and the sun came out. So, all in all, life is good. The only sad part is that it snowed after you left. You TOTALLY could have stayed through Wednesday. Sadness. I hope your day was as snowtastic as mine.

P.S. Two other tidbits: I played this really fun game in Spanish called Zoo. It was really fun. And guess who posted on their blog? (Hint: It isn't me. No, seriously, it's that one other person. You know. That person.)

P.S. Sorry for all the italics. They're for emphasis :)

I can't resist

I should be doing homework right now, but oh well! I just wanted to tell you that I reread that one blog that we enjoyed so much and it made my day more merry, after the disappoint of the snow and you leaving and all. So yeah, that's about it. If it's snowing in Portland right now, I don't know what I'll do. Probably make this face:

That also happened to be the face I made whilst reading that blog again. It (the blog) just makes me want to say: "Oh honey..."

Darwin Deez.

LOVE.
Also, my math class is stupid.

Monday Bloody Monday

So, I've been listening to the Wicked soundtrack while I've been doing my homework and I realized: it is pretty boss. I like it. A lot. So much so, that I might even go so far as to say: I love it. Especially the made up words. Here are some examples:

• braverism
• ungreenified
• proudliest
• disgustificied

Yeah, pretty awesome. Also, I wrote a poem about how much I loathe spanish class in Shakespearian english (We're reading Much Ado About Nothing in English). I thought I would share it with you:

My lips can not express with words my hatred of this devilish thing.
It blooms as a flower, every minute, every hour,
Larger and larger as time flows on.
Seconds trickle past, so excruciatingly slow
That I wish for mine own life to pass away from me.
By my earthly body my anger can not be contained,
It shoots as daggers from my eyes
And from my tipped fingers as claws.
Bordem consumes me,
A fire licking at the wooded facade of a condemned house.
If insects were to attach themselves ever-more to my person,
It would be more enjoyed by me than this,
This hell of hells,
This never ending torture that hath been bestowed upon me.
I am undone by my loathing.

Ta-da! But the best part of my day? FINDING OUT YOU'RE COMING HERE FOR THE WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you tell I'm excited? ;) The only sad part is that I have something that I already agreed to do on Friday night, which I might be able to bring you to but maybe not. But other than that, I AM EXCITEDDDDDDDDD. Can't wait to see you :D

IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRID-AAAAYYY!!

Thank god for this day. Tis my favorite of all seven. I am sorry you are feeling lonesome, but I have something MAGICALLY AMAZING to cheer you up!! (Only watch this if you have seen HIMYM S5E12: Girls vs. Suits, I don't want to spoil anything. On the other hand, it doesn't spoil much so YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WATCH IT RIGHT NOW.)

Neil Patrick Harris is amazing. I don't care if he's gay. I'm in love. (Also, sorry for the bad quality.)

I don't have much to report here on my end, except that I am going to go sleep after I finish this. SLLLLEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP. I hope this made your week just a little bit brighter.

P.S. That's so cool about Mack! And Anna is stupid, you should just punch her in the face.. or something along those lines. As for my whole thing, I am starting to get the vibe that the man with the rubix cube isn't that into me. Siiiiiggggghhhhh. So yeah.

SPARKLY RUBIX CUBE STATUS: IT GOT SOLVED

But I left in the band room. But he solved it!! Also, that one person that was contacting you mucho and threatening to do that one thing accepted my friend request.. Yay? The end.

I hate Spanish. With a passion.

Well, first day back, what can I say? Oh! I know! HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Yup, pretty much sums it up. Here is a list of the reasons why I used that particular word to describe my day:

• Spanish class is stupid.
• Art class is stupid.
• The book I am reading for math is stupid. And sexist.
• We didn't get our essays back in History.
• I am super freaking tired.
• I had to write an entire essay, beginning at eight tonight (ok, partially my own fault).
• I am depriving myself of sugar for some insane reason
• I just realized I forgot about homework I was supposed to do tonight. But I don't think I'm going to do it. I value sleep too much.

But, just so i don't seem like a person that complains all the time (which I kind of am), here is a list of things that went right today:

• Remember that awesome person I told you about that happens to be of the opposite gender? Well we had to switch seats in Science today, and he said "Aww, I liked sitting here." THEN I somehow magically managed to end up sitting next to him again!! And the other person at our table is my awesome friend..um.. Ruby. And he laughed at my lame jokes. And that made science so much better.
• I found out in English that our stupid sonnets aren't due until Friday which is good because I totally forgot to bring mine to school today.
• I had rehearsal for my play and it was super fun and funny and awesome (I think Barney's vocabulary is rubbing off on me).
• I'll be getting to bed by 10:30 tonight.
• You posted hilarious pictures of my favorite TV show and that pretty much made my night because I didn't get to watch any of it.

Plan for tomorrow: Bring sparkly rubix cube. Do most of my homework. Hopefully make it through the day tomorrow without dying of boredom. Miss you!

Why am I like this????

I PROCRASTINATE WAY TOO MUCH. I NEED YOUR HELP. WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS TO MYSELF????? GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I hope your day was more productive homework-wise than mine.

Blerg.

TINAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! I miss you already! I don't know what I will do without you. And I have so much stupid stuff to do today, this one last glorious day before we are shoved back into the horrible prison that is school. Blerg. So I probably shouldn't be writing this, but since I love to procrastinate, and I have deeply neglected this blog (again) I shall tell you all about the things that have happened since I saw you last:
- I started reading this really stupid book for math that's really stupid. And confusing.
- I sort of cleaned my room. Then I sort of messed it up again.
- I went to the hardware store and got waterproofer for my beautiful Vans.
- I listened to the entire Warbler's album. So. Beautiful.
- I watched way too much HIMYM. But it was so worth it.
- I realized I make to many lists.
- I wrote in my journal.
Ta da! I hope you are having as productive a day as me. Well, more productive. I should probably go do some other stuff that was on the To Do list I made last night.. Adios amiga! I PROMISE to write soon. PINKY PROMISE. <3