I am ashamed to admit that I have grievously neglected this most wonderment of blogs (most of those words are real..). Now, to address your latest posts: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I LOVE WALRUSES AND THEIR BUCKETS :D. Also, YAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations on getting into the play!! That is awesome. And from my large ensemble experience, it's actually really fun. And, As I caught myself up on your other blog: PATRICK? Who might this be??? You must tell me all about him immediately.
Now, as for my life, I have big news. HUMUNGOUS (pretty sure I spelled that wrong..). Anyways, here it is: wait. I've changed my mind. I'm going to make you guess. Here are your three clues:
1. I AM GOING TO THAILAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. FOR FOUR WEEKS!!!!!
3. THIS SUMMER!!!!!!
Now, based on those clues, what would you think the news is?
So, basically, it's this expedition to Thailand and we get to teach English to little kids. It is going to be so awesome.
Hmmm, besides that, not much goin' on. EXCEPT FOR STACEY'S MOM. OOOOOOHHHHHHH. Please tell me you know that song. Otherwise I'm just going to look like an idiot.
Also, I LOVE YOUR MIX TAPES. *clears throat* MUSTACHE *cough* STILL WAITING. Woa, sorry, there was something seriously wrong with my throat there.
Okay, this letter isn't very good and I haven't apologized very profusely, so here it is: My darling, will you ever forgive me? I know what I did was unforgiveable but can you at least try? I have so much sorrow in me for the crimes I have committed, I must speak it to you: I AM SORRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
How was that? Okay, now I must get on to my homework (uuuuugggghhhhhh). I do very much enjoy this and I hope I remember to do it again. I miss you! NEW YEARS. SO MUCH.
Love, Eloise
P.S. I will also profusely apologize for the many capital letters I have used during this post. Heh. Sorry :)
P.P.S. So, for some reason I am remembering the fact that you named my ear piercings Bonnie and Clyde. And because of my rememberance, I will tell you their story.
"Once upon a time, there were two ear piercings named Bonnie and Clyde. They were brand new and loving their new life. They were both very beautiful and dearly loved by their ears. Then one day a great hand came and took them from their cozy perch and put them in a box. Bonnie and Clyde thought "NO! It's too soon!" But the hand did not listen. In fact, the hand was commanded by an evil force, that of the XCR (Cross Country Race) which did not permit beautiful ear piercings. And so, after the XCR had passed, Bonnie and Clyde were returned to their rightful place. But wait! What is this? Bonnie was missing her twisty back! Oh no! Now she could not safely reside in the ear!! So she was taken away and replaced by a sad little golden hoop. Clyde was devastated, but decided to carry on, for Bonnie's sake. Until the XCR came again and took Clyde away once more. And when he was returned to his wonderous seat, HIS twisty back was gone too! And so he was also replaced by a sad little golden hoop. Clyde tried to warn the ear that it was too soon, but the ear couldn't hear him. After many weeks of waiting, there were found some twisty backs for Bonnie and Clyde once more. But alas! In their absence, the piercing had become curved! Those sad little hoops had disfigured the beautiful spot where Bonnie and Clyde once rested. And now, Bonnie and Clyde still wait for the day when a silver needle of righteousnes will re-pierce their beloved ear so that they may live there once more. THE END.
P.P.P.S. I hope that made sense :)
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